Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.
I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard
hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before
An abandoned babydoll underwater.
this is really scary but also the doll looks like it is playing a saxaphone
talk fishy to me
Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.
To celebrate absolutely nothing I will order one random user a pizza this isn’t a joke I will legitimately do this.
You don’t have to be following me but hey that’d be nice.
Likes don’t count.
8 days left!
The Trailer Arrives This Thursday. #FiftyShades
this is actually a thing
I wish none of you were sad
I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet
try and one up me again bitch
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
I do notice my regulars. You guys are the best.
"Regulars" makes me feel like a bar-tender…
Wiping down my dash at the end of an evening, I see your read-more, over-hear your rant in the tags, so I pour you a drink.
"…what’s troubling you, kid?"
do u think buckys arm makes overheated computer sounds when he blushes due to his rise in body temperature like imagine steve kissing his cheek and suddenly u hear “WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRR”
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
the most accurate picture of the retail industry