I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.
fall out boy makes music for the kids that are afraid to grow up and have been told they arent good enough
fall out boy makes music for kids who need to be reminded them that it does get better, that they will make it even if they have to kick and scream their way through it all
fall out boy makes music for the underdogs when no one else does
i am so grateful for fall out boy
The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch
That puppy should be allowed on the couch.
[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]
[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]
y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:
well playtime is over you’re all grounded
*bisexual considerate muttering*
Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
no matter how many pictures/gifs I tag ‘me’
this will always be the one that is the closest to what I actually look like
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