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crodansprite:

god why do i even try rping w karkats theyre just ooc 12 year olds that cant form proper sentences for jesus christs sake and say various forms of “fuck” too much like its the only swear they know and cANT USE PUNCTUATION LIKE THEYRE SUPPOSED TO BECAUSE THATS KARKATS CHARACTER
sighs reason number…

vxpo:

tin-d0g:

xeansan:

camerongale:

drakensberg:

ttthegingerqueer:

Just filled out my health insurance forms!

yeah!!! fucking around with health insurance forms!!!!

I hate when people complain about “oh health forms are stupid they want my biological sex instead of my gender!!!!” or “they only have male or female!!!”

There’s a reason for that, you dumb fucks, and they’re referring to biological sex

Different health risks are present in different sexes, and whatever gender is in your head does not change the fact that if you were born female, you have a higher risk for certain cancers and osteoporosis, and if you were born male you have a higher risk for heart disease and often a shorter lifespan than a female.

In other words, your biological sex is an important factor in health and health insurance, and your special snowflake status doesn’t change that.

Coulda said it nicer but it’s true; it’s about health.

No. There gets a point where nice doesn’t work. There’s too many stupid ass angsty teens on here that are gonna get themselves seriously hurt or sick because they wanna be a special fucking snowflake. Lemme tell you a thing. Doctors don’t give a flying fuck what you identify as. All they want to know is do you have two X chromosomes or an XY? Because cancer and lupus and certain medicines don’t give a flying fuck what pronouns you use. This is about your fucking LIFE. stop being angsty for TWELVE SECONDS because when you’re in an ambulance or going into cardiac arrest or whatever the situation may be, it’s ESSENTIAL that you get your head out of your ass long enough to tell them your BIOLOGICAL SEX that you were BORN WITH. It literally may save your life.

This is so important.

(via teamfreekickass)

portaljumper339:

asksweetiebot:

jestre:

tyrongtyger:

tinychatter:

omg lol

Not to bash on Christians, but this is why I’m not one.

This makes me happy the Christian maniac was shot in The Mist.

This is not a Christian is he is saying crap like this.

Agreeing with sweetiebot, this guy is NOT a Christian if he wishes death and disease on other human beings.

(via little--tea)

Me as a Parent
  • Child: Hey dad could you please sing a lullaby?
  • Me: *clears throat* cOMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL

zakuro-san:

satinhands:

plankt0n:

lost-moonlight:

Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens

this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.

No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.

It was always the same every day…

The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.

I wish my day would change from that.

"Sup, nerd~"

"Ready for another lesson??"

"….What the—"

"…Huh?"

"Y-Your chest it—"

"Wait…NO—SHIT—"

"That means we’re—-"

I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.

LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY

-MANIACALLY CACKLES-

(via pomp-adourable)


mindofamaddock:

meowvgonspengler:

its one of the most difficult things to master when roleplaying him, and i know many find it confusing, so i thought id make this post to try and explain it.

first of all, its common to see a very concrete pattern among roleplayers, and simply…

chicksdigthekarkat:

VERY RARE SIGHTING: lesbian vampires at the beach, obvious expressions of enjoyment

Humanstuck!Kanaya: dajra

Photography: princessofmind

Rose Lalonde: it me

restor-ed:

swimminindaprivilege:

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Mental conditions are sO KEWT AND QUIRKY and my life isn’t complete without knowing some xeople are incorporating them into their identititties. 

this can’t be real. 

people can’t actually be this stupid. 

what. 

(via little--tea)

fuckyourbubblegumblog:

the-friendliest-anon:

mcbridewashere:

devisamarama:

hussiejuststahp:

vbhsfdjavgd:

Why is this so cool?

..Are those little staples? WHY WOULD YOU STAPLE BREAD TO THE WALL.

If I hit my post limit for this….

If I hit my toast limit for this….

(Source: thingsorganizedneatly, via little--tea)


vastderp:

snowskeeper:

"He had a relationship with Feferi, but because she didn’t make him feel like someone who deserves to be an Ampora, he pissed that away. "

Worth keeping in mind, as an adendum to this, that Feferi probably noticed very early on in their morailliegiance that she…

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via ruinedchildhood)

ooorangy:

hello there son
may I please see your parent or guardian figure

(via homestuck-arts)

methexile:

i cosplayed the strider

(via dancinghomestuckforever)

just-call-me-vendetta:

just-call-me-vendetta:

August 15, 2014

This is a friend’s nephew. This is all the information I have right now. As updates come I will give them, but for now, I’m asking for a SIGNAL BOOST!

UPDATE:

As of Aug. 16, this is still active. 

(via davekat-armada-of-ships)

canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

(via dancinghomestuckforever)